Black Solutions

Today's Joke:

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Joke:
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

Joke:
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooks lie."

Joke
~Women~

Q: Why are married women often fatter than single women?

A: Single women come home after a long day, look in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, look at the bed, and head for the fridge!

"We can walk, crawl, or run to freedom ... but we cannot stagger."

~ Jesse Jackson

"He who does not engineer his destiny, will have his destiny engineered for him."

~Fate and Free Will in Homer's Odyssey